ANNA CONDA Monarch of the Man-Whores
NAME: Unknown HAIR: Zero
EYES: Green HEIGHT: 5’ 8
Anna Conda originally hails from Norway, as does her selection of overly muscled, leather-clad bodyguards. Anna feels she is the queen of female pimps and this is true, largely because she is one of the only female pimps anywhere. There’s a few on the West Coast, a couple in England, a really mean one in the Congo and four in a trailer park in Florida (all half-sisters no less), but none can hold a candle to the quality of Anna Conda’s prostitutes. She takes pride in hunting them down herself, often targeting Boy Scout groups because “they travel in herds.” Anna’s words, not mine.
LIKES: Roving packs of naïve adolescent males.
DISLIKES: Body hair. She hates all body hair. Those eyebrows of hers are tattoos.